Outlaw213, on 22 November 2012 - 05:19 AM, said:
Watched this last night. Was a pretty good movie! I need to re-watch all the Alien movies now its been too long i dont remember anything from them.
Alien
The nostromo is returning to earth, gets redirected by the company to an uncharted planet.
Dude gets himself impregnated by facehugger
Alien grows up to be big and strong, killing all members of the nostromo besides ripley and jones
Android goes mental
Black dude dies
Ripley tried to reset the self destruct since the alien went all gandalf "You shall not pass!"
She gets to the lifeboat, blows up the ship, sucks the alien into outer space.
Aliens
Salvage team finds Ripley in deep sleep
Company dismisses her
Burk sends terraformers to "Investigate" alien ship
They bring back facehugger, whole colony gets FC#Ked over
Ripley goes back to LV426 with marines
*insert epic hudson quote*
Find a girl named newt whose scared shitless.
Marines find the peoples, gets ambushed by aliens
Black dude died again!!
"Lets rock!"
Make last stand in med lab
Hudson dies

<3
Newt gets kidnapped by alien, ripley and hicks last alive
Hicks gets FC#Ked up by acid
Ripley goes looking for newt
Finds queen, blows shit up
Over dramatic moment where she thought bishop left her, Queen comes at her bro!
Get back to Sulaco, queen rips bishop a new one
Get away from her you bitch!
Queen gets sucked into space
Not bad for a human.
Alien
3
Life boat gets ejected from Sulaco to a prison planet
all men, has a fling with Tywin from Game of thrones
Facehugger attacks a dog, new dog like alien
Makes a total mess in the cafeteria
They try to burn it out, it says no and screws their plan up
Ripley learns she's carrying the queen in her
Black guy fails to kill her
Alien fails to kill her, twice!
They run around like monkeys trying to lure it into the lead works
Meanwhile the company is slowly making their way to the prison
They trap it, black guy dies ( like always ), It takes a swim in lead, then has a shower and blows up
Ripley decided to take a swim in lava with her baby
Bishop lets out a darth vader Nooooooooooooooooo!
Yeah pretty much haha